If I were....

If I were a beginning, I would be: “It is a sin to write this.”

If I were a month, I would be: Feb

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day, I would be: a lazy afternoon.

If I were a planet, I would be: Pluto.

If I were a season, I would be: winter.

If I were a sea animal, I would be: wet.

If I were a direction, I would be: North.

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a couch.

If I were a sin, I would be: proud.

If I were a liquid, I would be: coke.

If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: rich.

If I were a gem, I would be: jade.

If I were a tree, I would be: a Christmas tree.

If I were a tool, I would be a: lever.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a daffodil.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: rainy.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: violine.

If I were an animal, I would be: squirrel.

If I were an emotion, I would be: love.

If I were a vegetable, I would be: capsicum.

If I were a sound, I would be: rain drops falling on a puddle of water.

If I were an element, I would be: radium.

If I were a car, I would be: fast.

If I were a song, I would be: “Dil Kya kare jab kissi ko kissi se pyar ho jaye…”

If I were a food, I would be: Shahi Panner.

If I were a place, I would be: my home.

If I were a material, I would be: cotton.

If I were a taste, I would be: spicy.

If I were a scent, I would be: the smell of earth after the rain.

If I were a religion, I would be: the last one.

If I were a sentence, I would be: lucid.

If I were a body part, I would be: a pair of eyes.

If I were a facial expression, I would be: happy.

If I were a subject in school, I would be: Drawing.

If I were a shape, I would be: square.

If I were a quantity, I would be: 3,821.

If I were a color, I would be: blue.

If I were a thing, I would be: me.

If I were a landmass, I would be: drifting.

If I were a book, I would be: Anthem.

If I were a monument, I would be: Pyramid.

If I were an artist, I would be: playing voiline.

If I were a collection of poems, I would be: a little more educated.

If I were a landscape, I would be: waiting for the rain.

If I were a watch, I would be: never late.

If I were God, I would be: Surprised!

If I were a vowel, I would be: an I.

If I were a consonant, I would be: Z.

If I were a formula, I would be: (a + b)^2=??

If I were a Science, I would be: math.

If I were a theory, I would be: easy to prove.

If I were a famous person, I would be: Mother Terasa.

If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: Mobile.

If I were sport, I would be: Badminton.

If I were a movie, I would be: Wastav

If I were a cartoon, I would be: jerry

If I were an explorer, I would be: Indiana Jones.

If I were a scientist, I would be: Shannon.

If I were a relation, I would be: a friend.

If I were a river, I would be: meandering along.

If I were intoxication, I would be: words.

If I were alone, I would be: myself.

If I were a question, then I would be: how?

If I were a hobby, I would be: music.

If I were a habit, I would be: lazy.

If I were in an atom, I would be: an electron.

If I were an end, I would: melodramatic!

If I were you, I would be: having no life.